

Trial and Execution ofA pauper's jerkin scolds his proud shoulders and chest, featureless pantaloons maintaining his facade of modesty and humility. Matted strands of mahogany frame his hollow features, insulted by the filth and forced age that permeate them. Against his curved spine, beneath his tired flanks is rigid, unyielding oak fashioned into an armchair with high back and cushionless seat.Trial and Execution of
Across the small of his back, his frail wrists lie bound. Above him, far above him, stands the force that put them there.
They are all of them sinners. Each and every one a liar, a glutton, a scoundrel
I thought of you when I saw this!
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I'm not creative enough for a witty sig.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Keithless internets aren't my thing.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
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E.V.E. --Extra-terrestrial Vegetation Evaluator.
Ladies, im single and looking for someone.
Wall-E: Eeeee... aah.
Me: "EVE"! "EVE"!
Axiom Crew List [link]
Best Rick Roll Ever [link]
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For Pancakes
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Time Police: THE TIME POLICE, PROTECTED BY THE TIME ON ME, SO I JOINED THE TIME PELIE.
Redhead Time Police: Whoa whoa, you changed the words.
Black Time Police:*sings* Just the last part, It didn't rhyme
Redhead Time Police: FUCK YOU.
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